'Polish Remover'

jimbo

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.

One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a
divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the
circumstances, and asked him the following questions:


Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.


No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.


I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.


I mean. What are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland .


Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.


Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.


Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?

She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in
bathroom. I can read, and it say:
'Polish Remover'

社员甲

Hahaha, poor Polish

傻瓜满多

太夸张了吧

澳洲大头

哈哈。。。。。

我原来有个泡里氏朋友，他把island说成“伊斯兰”

jimbo

哈哈。。。。。

我原来有个泡里氏朋友，他把island说成“伊斯兰”
澳洲大头 发表于 2010-5-13 14:27

    他没把 New Zealand 说成 “牛死难”吧  Sorry, 老甲

顺手

嘿嘿，很搞笑

UWB

哈哈。。。。。

我原来有个泡里氏朋友，他把island说成“伊斯兰”
澳洲大头 发表于 2010-5-13 14:27

    冰岛在北欧语里-（挪威，瑞典，丹麦，冰岛）就是ISLAND　。。伊斯兰。　

澳洲大头

冰岛在北欧语里-（挪威，瑞典，丹麦，冰岛）就是ISLAND　。。伊斯兰。　  ...
UWB 发表于 2010-5-13 20:37

    哈哈。。。。。原来如此。其实我上小学的时候就发现英国人有问题，音念不准。。。。。。

柞里子

在美国这笑话可能被扣上政治上不正确的帽子。嘿嘿。

jimbo

在美国这笑话可能被扣上政治上不正确的帽子。嘿嘿。
柞里子 发表于 2010-5-14 09:22

    是指黑人那句吧，可以理解。

柞里子

是指黑人那句吧，可以理解。
jimbo 发表于 2010-5-15 23:41

看来金波对美国的政治环境还不够熟悉。
岂止一句而已，整个笑话在美国就是个政治错误。