男的被打倒啦

jimbo · 发表于 2010-5-17 15:02:57

Husband Down

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Woolworths.  The husband
picks up a case of VB and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $30 for 24 cans,' he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry
on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $60 jar of  face cream
and puts it in the basket.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.

'Its my face cream.  It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of VB and it's half the price.'

On the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.'

jimbo · 发表于 2010-5-17 15:04:48

注：VB 是一种啤酒。

MyNameIs · 发表于 2010-5-17 15:47:38

yeah, vb

社员甲 · 发表于 2010-5-17 20:39:51

VBer Down!

UWB · 发表于 2010-5-18 02:55:20

Husband Down

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Woolworths. The husband
picks up a cas ...
jimbo 发表于 2010-5-17 15:02

ha ha ha

But it's true! beer glasses work better than face creams

the only downside is that it works on every woman the guy is looking at...

不道 · 发表于 2010-5-18 04:26:07

没看懂。

UWB · 发表于 2010-5-18 05:08:46

没看懂。
不道发表于 2010-5-18 04:26

那个。你醉的时候，看LD是不是就觉得她跟抹了脸霜一样美啊。。？

不道 · 发表于 2010-5-18 05:17:03

那个。你醉的时候，看LD是不是就觉得她跟抹了脸霜一样美啊。。？ ...
UWB 发表于 2010-5-18 05:08

这个我大概齐能懂，不懂的是“a husband down", 澳洲的女人这么凶悍么？

UWB · 发表于 2010-5-18 05:18:29

这个我大概齐能懂，不懂的是“a husband down", 澳洲的女人这么凶悍么？
不道发表于 2010-5-18 05:17

肯定是。　她们不都是罪犯的后代么？

不道 · 发表于 2010-5-18 05:35:16

肯定是。　她们不都是罪犯的后代么？
UWB 发表于 2010-5-18 05:18

“都是罪犯的后代”，那男的为什么那么RUA（2）呢？澳洲这地方太可怕了。

leicaski · 发表于 2010-5-18 07:28:22

PA system？啥？

jimbo · 发表于 2010-5-18 20:38:34

PA system？啥？
leicaski 发表于 2010-5-18 07:28

有線廣播系統,擴音裝置.

PA system: public address system

jimbo · 发表于 2010-5-18 20:42:27

这个我大概齐能懂，不懂的是“a husband down", 澳洲的女人这么凶悍么？
不道发表于 2010-5-18 05:17

少数的是这样，别的地方也会有凶太太的嘛！

幸福剧团 · 发表于 2010-5-24 06:54:53

醉了，老婆看上去也很朦胧了

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